Brilliant labeling…

My allergy medication has two instructional stickers on it:

  • Take one tablet at bedtime
  • Do not drive if drowsy

I don’t even know where to begin.  My most immediate question is who is driving at bedtime?  Or is it possible that in the world of pharmaceuticals, the parental rule of bedtime equaling a clock time supercedes the more obvious definition, “when one goes to bed”?